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Is this the Atlantic ocean? Nope, just my driveway. |
I may become an ice princess. The ice is here and a slippery terrain has been left in its wake! Back in the days of college, falling on the way to class was at least a weekly occurrence to me. I left my dorm or house pretty much expecting to fall at some point on the journey. Since then, though, I got kind of spoiled by easy parking and access to my car.
But all of that has changed. My driveway looks like what I imagine hell frozen over might look like. There are rare patches of untouched pavement, and my most favorite terrain now – snow. Yes, I look for snow and puddles to walk upon because they’ll provide more traction. My steps are glossed over and definitely provide a big threat – and the banister to be used for stability, well, it’s not much use at this point.
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Ice detail. As you can see, it's extreme. |
The show must go one, though. So what will I do tomorrow to face the slick and treacherous land that is my path to my Jeep?
1 – Gather all the salt I have in my house and sprinkle it in front of my every step – you know, Hansel and Gretel style in a way.
2 – Trade out my over the shoulder Coach bag for trusty JanSport backpack for event weight distribution and free arms and hands for balance.
3 – Make the ice my mortal enemy – i.e. look for patches with air underneath and CRUSH it!
4 – Wear a toboggan, and I don’t care if my hair gets messed up. Sixty percent of your body heat can escape through your head, so why be cold and stressed?
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But what in my wandering eye should appear? It's bags of salt from my neighbor dear! |
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Jeepie is safely tucked away in the garage, aka, stable. |
That’s all I’ve got for now. In a weird way, I’m looking forward to this adventure tomorrow. I think I’m nuts possibly, but what can you do.
Now if I only had the slip on spikes for my shoes like I had for Script Ohio on Ice.
Be safe everyone!
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